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Legal Definitions Of The Day

Posted: February 16, 2015 | Author: | Filed under: General Law |2 Comments

Litigation Associate:  A young lawyer who transforms blank paper into a credible draft of a legal argument, only to be excoriated for failing to read the partner’s mind perfectly.

Litigation Partner: A senior lawyer who has forgotten that turning a blank page of paper into a first draft of anything is the hardest part of the job and who genuinely believes that every edit he makes dramatically improves, rather than simply changes, the associate’s draft.

2 Comments on “Legal Definitions Of The Day”

  1. Alex Jennings says:
    April 29, 2015 at 1:14 pm

    Those were hilarious definitions of litigation lawyers. I didn’t know such a dynamic existed between senior and associate lawyers. Do you work in law?

    Reply

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